if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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