He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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