My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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