it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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