this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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