I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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