is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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