all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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