We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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