Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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