she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
