We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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