C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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