just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You're a waste of cheezeits
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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