no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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