38 yer olds are good kisserssss
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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