Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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