its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he's gonorrhea incarnate
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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