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I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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