Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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