belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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