I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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