My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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