turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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