Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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