I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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