Me too!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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