If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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