i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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