Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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