nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm both gender and math confused
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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