This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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