did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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