I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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