Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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