everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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