I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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