Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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