And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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