her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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