How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I forget how to act sober
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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