Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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