we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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