I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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