Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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