glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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