butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When are your genitals available?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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