It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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