): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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