what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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