So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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