Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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