i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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