I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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