Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
