i always forget guys have bellybuttons
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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