Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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