Moan for me like Helen Keller
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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