Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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