Your dad touched me again.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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